The space
Built in 1888 and fully updated from 2024-2026, this former bed & breakfast is now your mansion in the heart of Astoria’s film scene!
1️⃣ MAIN FLOOR - 2 ADJOINING SUITES…
(Door must be unlocked on both sides.)
• 💍 BRIDAL SUITE: King Bed + Sitting Area w/Gas Fireplace, Full Bathroom with Walk-In Shower
• 👔 GROOM’S SUITE: King Bed + HALF bath en-suite, dedicated full bath down the hall.
2️⃣ SECOND FLOOR - 4 GUEST SUITES…
• 🏴 GOONIES SUITE: King Bed, Twin Bed + Full Bath & View of the Goonies House!
•🐋 FREE WILLY SUITE: King Bed, Queen Air Mattress (upon request) + Full Bath & View of a rock wall like the one Willy jumped to freedom!
• 🚌 KINDERGARTEN COP SUITE: King Bed, Queen Sofa Bed (extra bedding upon request) + Full Bath & View of the Kindergarten Cop School!
•🤖 SHORT CIRCUIT SUITE: King bed + Full Bath & View of the Astoria Bridge that Johnny 5 jumped off in the movie!
INDOOR AMENITIES…
• 🎑 VIEWS! Breathtaking sights in every direction!
• 🏛️ VICTORIAN DETAILS, 9-ft Ceilings, carved old-growth moldings, inlaid hardwoods
• 🧑🍳 CHEF’S KITCHEN: Newly-remodeled with 48” gas range, column fridge + freezer, and antique chandeliers!
• 🍽️ FORMAL DINING ROOM: Overlooking the Columbia River with capiz shell chandeliers & large dining table for 10-14
• 🛋️ HUGE LIVING ROOM with gas fireplace, original pocket doors & add’l 6-seat dining table
OUTDOOR AMENITIES…
• 🌲 LARGE YARD overlooks Columbia River under mature trees, including a monkey puzzle tree
• 🚙 PARKING LOT on-site for 8 vehicles
•🚶♀️WALKABLE to filming locations, Pier 39/Coffee Girl, Safeway & Astoria Co+op Grocery
• 🛍️ ONE MILE TO DOWNTOWN: The Astoria Riverwalk is a flat, paved pedestrian pathway just a block away that will bring you right downtown.
• 🚃 ASTORIA RIVERFRONT TROLLEY! Ride in style to downtown Astoria & the Sunday Market! A trolley stop is just a block away...
• 👰🏾♀️🤵💍 GETTING MARRIED? We often host wedding parties for lodging and/or for elopements or intimate receptions. Inquire for details!
Other details
GROOM'S SUITE: 🚿 While the Groom’s Suite doesn’t have an en-suite shower, guests of this room can either share with the Bridal Suite or use the extra full bathroom on the second floor that is not connected to any other suite.
📣 AIR MATTRESS & SOFA BED? Please let us know in advance if you plan to use either of these additional beds, so we can provide bedding for your group.
🤫 RESPECT OUR NEIGHBORS! Please be courteous at all times & observe city quiet hours of 10PM - 8AM.
🚫 PLEASE, NO STREET PARKING! The Goonies House draws thousands of visitors per month, so please keep street spaces open for other visitors and our neighbors.
👥 ON-SITE MANAGER: City code requires we have an on-site manager. Our property managers access their 3rd floor space via the former servant staircase at the back of the house. You may see them in the second floor hallway.